Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Sidewalk Bumper

Hey,

I know it's been a while since we've really spoken, but I need you to hear me on this.

When you are walking down a sidewalk and bump shoulders with someone, you need to apologize damnit. You can't keep pretending these people "just understand" that it was an accident and that things like this happen when people walk in opposite directions.

Your shoulder just slammed into me and knocked me off my walking course (of which I now need to re-align), and when I turn to see who did it, you are straight-faced walking steadily forward in your continued direction as if it never happened.

I hope you weren't planning on texting tonight, because I'm taking your phone away. Now go to your room.

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