Serial Cereal Bowl Stealer

Carl here. I'm a man who likes routine. For the past year, I've enjoyed starting my work day in the office with a nice bowl of cereal at my desk. Some people need their morning cup of coffee; I need my cereal.

I always wash my cereal bowl and spoon in the office kitchen and leave it to dry. Until you came along.

I walk in this morning to get my bowl, and it's gone. Seriously? Why did you take my bowl? Why this morning of all mornings? Have you been planning this? Do you do this at offices all over? Are you a serial cereal bowl stealer? I think you are, and you need to go to your room. I'll be down here eating my cereal out of someone's tupperware.

-Carl